I was sitting in the office enjoying a nice fairly peaceful shift, and apart from a couple of service disruptions all was ticking over nice until I heard raised voices coming from the opposite platform.
I opened the office door to see a couple on the platform having a right old slanging match and throwing swear words back and forth at each other, and then it happened:
"You're nothing but a useless c**t" he said
"POW" she said as she threw a punch which connected sweetly on his chin.
"Topple" he went as he hit the deck with all the dignity of an elephant trying to shag a lemming.
I rushed over to find the bloke looking bemused and nonplussed and slightlyy embarrassed about ending up on his arse on the platform floor.
I turned to the young lady and asked her if she was ok, and she replied sweetly "I'm fine thank you". I turned to the bloke and asked the same question, the bloke looked up sheepishly at us both and all he said was.
"I deserved that"
I helped him to his feet, and he quietly mumbled to his better half "I'm sorry love and I love you".
"So you should" she replied and then fell into his arms and the both started kissing, with that I walked off and left them to it.
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