How Not To Board A Train

Sometimes I wish I could used the video from the CCTV at my station just to show you what can happen when you're pissed on public transport.

Take last night.

As I was sitting in the office chatting to a friend, I was watching one of the monitors when quick as a flash, an enibriated man, shot into camera view and promptly face planted the side of a train, not only was this embarassing for the poor bloke, but just at that moment, the doors to the carriage started to close and his face was pushed along the metal foot plate on the carriage floor.

Luckily he just moved his head as the doors were about to clamp shut on his ears and he rolled out of the way of the train and stood up.

I went to make sure he was ok, and I can report there wasn't even a scratch on his face.

As I spoke to the man, he was actually laughing at how silly it must of looked and a couple of other passengers said "shame we didn't record it and put it on YouTube"

I turned to the other customers and said "don't worry, I'll watch the video later as it's been caught on CCTV, I'll even show it to the other staff in the morning"

The bloke who took the tumble, looked up sharply and said in a sheepish voice...

"Oh god, please don't"