Sorry for the lack of posting this year, but I decided to have a little rest from broadcasting my life to the world. But now I'm happy to say I'm back and about to continue with my non-nonsensical drivel which has kept you more or less entertained for the past few years.
Some of you love it, others hate it. So here goes again.
You may well remember my rants about my ex's and how life sometimes treats me like a bitch, but guess what. Yes after more than 15 months (that's a life time to a man like me), I'm back in the saddle again and completely by accident, I have a found a lovely little woman (and at five foot tall, I mean little) who is the complete opposite to me, and by that I mean that she's the chalk to my cheese.
Where as I am out going, abrasive, rude and sometimes a complete and utter bastard to be around, she's calm, sedate, keeps me under a tight leash when it comes to me spending money (damned woman wont let me buy a 60" TV), and for me to be dating someone who isn't as bad with money as me is unheard of.
The one thing we do have in come... We are both very blunt.
In other news, I'm back on the diet YET again, this time I only have to lose a mere five stone (to many bloody takeaways) and so far I've lost 12lbs in six weeks, I wanted to stick at 2lbs per week as I didn't want to lose to much to quickly.
My kids are still driving me mental but I wouldn't have it any other way. We had a fantastic time in September when we went to Turkey for two weeks, I even caught a bit of a tan (okay, my freckles went mental but it's a tan to me).
So that's all that's been happening to me on the main, if you want to keep up with my daily inane and sometimes rude (just rub your eyebrows) ramblings you can find me quiet easily on Twitter.
So ta ta for now, and I'll try to update at least a few more times before the end of the year.